(My Absolute Boyfriend)
(Yeo Jin Goo, Zero Nine)
(Bang Min Ah, Eom Da Da)
(Hong Jong Hyun, Ma Wang Joon)
(My Absolute Boyfriend)
Let's... Let's stop.
She startled me so much.
- Isn't that an underwear? - Wait a second.
- My goodness. - Take a photo.
- Hurry. - Take a photo right now.
- No, that's not necessary. - Wang Joon.
Do you know her?
She's a stalker.
She's my stalker.
Did you sneak in that house to steal this?
Why did you go in that house?
Because I love him!
I love him. I love him so much.
So I at least wanted to have this.
I like his underwear.
Let's break up.
I can't do this anymore.
I don't think I can continue to date you in secret.
I'm sorry.
Be careful.
They say that there was a stalker in Ma Wang Joon's house yesterday.
I hear that the stalker disguised herself as an old lady...
and sneaked in to steal his underwear.
Anyway, they say she was humiliated after being caught.
It must've been really embarrassing.
Don't you think it's really funny?
What? Wait.
Did I just kiss the dummy?
Seriously.
What?
Hello.
What is going on?
My girlfriend.
It's talking.
Don't get closer.
(Pharaoh Motel)
What are you talking about?
What?
Where? What?
It was here.
What are you talking about?
The dummy.
The dummy was alive. It even spoke to me.
I thought that the dummy was too realistic today.
I was so amazed, so I touched it.
So something happened,
and I kissed it.
It was a mistake.
Anyway, I kissed it.
But it was strange.
It felt so real.
It was moist.
Then it opened its eyes, stood up,
and spoke to me. It called me its girlfriend.
What did you do to the dummy?
Are you frustrated lately?
This is driving me crazy.
Da Da. Be honest with us.
Did you order an empty box?
No.
That's why I told you that I'll do the ordering.
Why did you make this situation by doing it yourself?
I'm sure it was here.
What should we do?
Da Da, it's okay. Da Da?
Special Effect Makeup Team.
Please prepare the surgical dummy quickly.
Hurry up.
- Okay. - Please hurry up.
What should we do?
We're really ruined now.
Think carefully, Da Da.
What did you really do with the dummy?
I'll take responsibility...
and resign.
Doctor Go.
We can save this man, right?
Trust me.
Cut. NG.
A corpse shouldn't move.
How would a corpse move? Tell me.
Why did you have to cough there?
You should've taken your medications.
Are you getting a gastroscopy?
Are you a zombie?
I'm sorry.
Director Kim.
Yes?
I think we should just get over this quickly today.
Why? Is there a problem?
No. I'm just tired.
Are you tired?
We shouldn't make you feel tired.
I'll really kill you if you cough again.
Let's go. Let's get going.
Let's go. Standby.
Action.
My goodness. Good work.
You didn't get too stiff for lying down all day, right?
I'm fine.
I'm finally feeling that it's over.
Well, it's a relief that it got over like this.
If the writer didn't change the script,
you would've been completely dissected.
My gosh. But where did that darned dummy go?
Team Leader Eom.
You should admit your mistake.
I told you that it's not like that.
Kyu Ri, can you go to our workshop with me?
I want to get the props for our next filming ready.
I have a blind date today.
I'll help you later.
Okay. You should hurry off.
I'm sorry, Da Da. I'll leave first.
Okay.
How could she really leave me?
I really don't want to be alone today.
Is everything okay?
You must tell me if you have any problems.
How could I tell anyone that I broke up with Wang Joon?
What use is love?
It's all useless.
It's meaningless.
It's nothing but lies.
Girlfriend.
Wait.
Did I just hit someone?
What should I do?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
His arm's broken. What should I do?
Is he dead?
There's no heartbeat. What should I do?
Is anyone there?
Help us! Help!
Think.
Calm down. Think.
First...
Come on. Come on.
Where was the hospital?
By the junction. That's it.
I wasn't mistaken.
A dummy...
No.
What was a person doing in a dummy box?
Hang in there.
I'll take you to the hospital.
Okay.
Mom! Goodness!
What's going on?
Be careful, Girlfriend.
Miss.
Miss?
Are you okay?
How do you feel?
Where am I?
This is a hospital ER.
You came in after hurting your head in a collision.
Oh, that's right.
I hit someone.
Is that guy okay?
No one came into the ER with you.
That can't be.
Your guardian's outside. Do you want to ask?
My guardian?
Yes. Your boyfriend.
He's really handsome.
My boyfriend? Do you mean...
Doctor.
What happened to my girlfriend? Is she okay?
Doctor. Please save her.
I'll die without her.
- Please save her for me. - Wang Joon.
Wang Joon.
I'm sorry.
It's all my fault.
I'm sorry, so please...
Please wake up.
I'm crazy.
Just crazy.
You...
Are you okay?
You were hit by a car.
Don't worry. I'm a firm man.
Okay then, that's a relief.
I was afraid something bad had happened.
By the way, what were you doing...
inside that dummy box?
What kind of person are you?
- I'm not a person. - What?
What are you saying? What are you if not a person?
- I'm... - Ms. Eom Da Da?
Do you feel any pain?
No.
Do you feel dizzy or nauseous?
- No. - Good.
You're lucky your boyfriend saved you.
He carried you here right after the accident,
and we treated you right away.
My boyfriend?
Gosh, no.
He's not my boyfriend.
We just met today.
You said she's your girlfriend.
Yes, that's right. She's my girlfriend.
- What are you talking about? - Doctor.
- She seems to be confused. - I only met him today.
It's true.
She has no external injuries.
She can go home today.
If the symptoms persist, bring her back then.
I'll do that.
Thanks a lot for your help.
Wait, doctor. We really aren't dating.
My gosh.
If my boyfriend were waiting dressed like that, I'd crash my car.
- The sun's still up too. - I know.
Are you two really not together?
No, we're not.
Can I have your number then?
Sorry. The only woman for me...
is right here.
Are you out of your mind?
Why am I your girlfriend?
Don't you remember? You kissed me.
That was just an accident. We just made contact.
Like how I just hit you with my car.
Is that what this is about?
Do you want me to pay for the accident?
No. I'll take full responsibility.
You can just look at me, Girlfriend.
That's all I need.
He's so amazing.
This is crazy.
Get up right now.
And don't be so informal.
Ms. Eom's guardian, please come to Counter Three.
Okay.
Why are you my guardian?
What was he doing in the dummy box?
And why am I his girlfriend...
just because we kissed once?
My gosh.
He's crazy. Out of his mind.
Girlfriend.
Girlfriend, what's the matter?
Did I do something wrong?
I want to ask you that. Why are you doing this to me?
Taxi. Taxi.
Taxi. Be careful.
Get in.
Don't come with me.
Let go.
- Let go. - Okay, Girlfriend.
Go, now.
What is he?
Is this a new kind of crime?
That was really close.
I barely got away.
(Female-friendly Security)
(Wanted)
My gosh.
It really is dangerous these days.
Yes, it is dangerous.
How come you're here?
Why did you leave first? I got worried.
Girlfriend, slow down. Slow down, you'll hurt yourself.
Let go.
Stop following me.
No. Anywhere you go, Girlfriend,
I will follow.
Even to the end of the earth.
I will follow.
To the end of the earth.
To the end of the earth. To the end of the earth.
Stop.
Save me!
The GPS signal says he's somewhere here.
This is crazy.
Should I have had a plan?
Where on earth was he delivered to?
Is he gone?
It's working. It's working.
What's wrong?
Please work. Please.
Are you okay, Girlfriend?
You...
What are you?
Zero Nine.
Here.
Don't be like that now.
You know you have no choice.
You have a photo-shoot coming up.
Hey.
Did you see this cake?
Da Da must've come by to give you this.
I think she made it.
I should call her later.
Don't call her.
- Why not? - We broke up.
What?
She wanted to break up after yesterday?
- She can't do this? - No.
I broke it off.
Why?
- What? - Why did you break up with her?
How dare you?
It's been seven years.
You ditch her after she spent her best years with you?
And you call yourself a human being?
Yes.
I'm human.
That's why. Because I'm human.
How can I not change after seven years?
I'm human, aren't I?
Are you seeing someone else?
You shouldn't do that.
You're not, are you?
Think what you want.
Throw that away.
Seriously?
He's such a jerk.
What should I do about Da Da?
This guy's not a human being?
He's a robot?
Do you think that makes sense?
You saw for yourself to know if it makes sense or not.
And he's not just any robot.
He's an integration of our company's newest technologies.
He's a dating companion.
A date?
Because we kissed,
he thinks I'm his lover now?
He does?
What's that look on your face?
Look carefully.
His lovely eyes. His strong nose.
His lips that just make you want to kiss him.
His sharp chin.
We analysed the faces of Korea's famous handsome men...
to create a perfect face and body.
And he was programmed to love...
only one woman.
Any woman would have...
no choice but to fall in love with Zero Nine.
So he's not human.
Robots can barely play Go or drive cars.
Does this make sense?
Do you think it doesn't?
That it's impossible?
At Kronos Heaven,
for only the top 0.01 percent of the world...
Why am I explaining this?
It's working.
I'm running the restoration program.
The circuits will regenerate from the inside.
What did you get into as soon as you awoke?
I came prepared, just in case.
(Start restore and repair)
Bo Won. What are you doing here?
Nice to see you, Zero Nine.
Let's go back now.
I won't go anywhere.
What do you mean?
We have no time for this. We must go.
I'll stay with Girlfriend.
I'll never leave her.
That's the reason I woke up.
Right.
That's your basic option.
What?
Why are you staring at me?
Age.
I'm 29.
Do you live alone? What about your parents and siblings?
I have none.
What's your job?
What's your annual salary and pay raise rate?
Do you have any illnesses?
Why would you suddenly ask such things?
Forget it. If you're finished fixing him, take him...
No.
Please take that thing, and leave.
I can't leave.
You can't leave?
You have to take responsibility for Zero Nine.
- Responsibility? - Yes.
- Look here, Number One. - It's Nam Bo Won.
Whatever your name is.
Why must I take responsibility?
You said that it was a delivery mistake.
Then you should take responsibility.
Of course. But you kissed him.
That's...
To be precise, he kissed me.
I'm being treated unfairly here.
Are you telling me to believe that?
How could a shut-down robot kiss you?
How could he kiss you?
- This is insane. - Anyway,
from the moment this kid recognized you as his girlfriend,
the one-week demo has begun.
Now, Zero Nine will never stay apart from you.
That's his fate.
Are you trying to say...
- It's not what I think, right? - It is.
You have to keep him for a week.
Are you telling me to spend a week with that man...
No, that robot. Do you want me to live with it?
Are you crazy? I would never want that.
You should take responsibility for your desires.
That's what an adult does.
Desire? It wasn't like that.
I wouldn't feel this bad if I had at least fulfilled my desires.
Okay. Then let's settle this.
You can pay for the repairs.
Fine. I would rather pay for the repairs.
- How much is it? - Fine. Wait just a moment.
I really didn't want to do this.
Let's see.
The exact price for the repairs is 1 big bill and 8 small bills.
- 180 dollars? - 180 million dollars.
- 180 million dollars? - 180 million dollars.
- Million? - Million.
180 million dollars?
Kronos Heaven products...
cost more than 10 billion dollars...
even for basic models without any options.
My gosh. This repair fee is much cheaper than usual.
My goodness.
Tonight's dream is extremely realistic.
This would be enough.
Let's wake up, Da Da.
It hurts.
Da Da, please wake up now.
I understand.
Millions of dollars...
is something that normal people with normal salaries can't handle.
That's why...
you should keep him for just one week.
When the demo is over,
I'll reset him and take him. Okay?
This is really crazy.
Girlfriend.
I'll pay for the repairs.
It will be done with if I just pay for it.
What are you talking about? You stay out of this.
Do you know why I'm doing this?
Don't make my girlfriend suffer.
Even if it's you, if you make my girlfriend suffer,
I'll destroy you.
Hey. How could you do this to me?
You shouldn't do this to me. Do you know what I did for you?
How could you do this to me for a mere girl?
Excuse me.
Will you quiet down a bit?
Do I really need to keep him for only a week?
Yes, that's right.
Like it or not,
he's your boyfriend for a week.
So please treat him respectfully.
I beg you.
And this is most important.
You should never let anyone...
find out that he's a robot.
Why?
It's our company's secret project...
that isn't opened to the public.
If you get caught,
you'll have to pay 10 times the repair fee.
So make sure...
that you keep it a secret. Do you understand?
Then...
And one more thing.
The manual.
It's heavy.
Then...
I'll see you a week later.
Wait.
Is it really okay if I'm alone with it?
I'm telling you this just in case.
- Never fall in love with Zero Nine. - What?
You two will say goodbye a week later anyway.
It will only break your heart.
Of course, it will be more difficult to not like him,
but you must do your best to not fall in love with him.
Hey.
What do you take me for?
My job is to cut and build dummies...
that look exactly like real people every day.
That's not even a real person.
How would my heart flutter?
No. Absolutely. Never.
That won't happen.
Then that's a relief.
You'll really come back a week later, right?
I'll come even if you don't want me to.
(Special Effect Makeup Team, Real)
What? "Don't fall in love with him"?
This is ridiculous.
I'm at a loss for words.
What are you doing?
Don't move.
Stay still.
You're hurt.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Don't worry about it.
I'll heal you.
No, I'm fine.
I really don't need it.
Girlfriend.
Do you not like me?
What is there to like or not?
I'm just holding a burden someone temporarily dumped on me.
But I want to give you real love...
even if it's just for a week.
Real love?
Do you even know what love is?
Since you seem like you don't know, let me tell you.
There's no such thing as love in this world.
And even if there is,
I don't believe it anymore.
So stop talking nonsense about love,
stay silent like any other household electronics,
and disappear.
Please.
(My Absolute Boyfriend)